Random worries and forgetfulness.
So, a random list of 5 things I'm worried about that have nothing to do with work, my kid, or money . . .
1. I'm worried about the bats. Seriously. The bat population in several states has taken a huge hit. Arkansas hasn't had a problem yet, but, with three endangered species of bats that call us home, the parks service is thinking about pre-emptively closing the caves to protect them. Which is one of those sort ironic "not good" things, since seeing them in caves and learning about them there is the way that most people become aware of the facts about bats.
2. I'm worried about vampires. No, I'm not sleeping with a rope of garlic around my neck. What I'm really worried about is that the explosion of chick-lit vampire books has got publishing houses convinced that paranormal romance and ONLY paranormal romance sells.
I'm also worried that the vampires are a symptom of how rabidly anti-aging our society is becoming. We fill our fantasy lives with creatures that live forever and never, ever, ever need botox or Olay regenerist or anything. As I get older and my grays really start to come in, I worry that "looking your age" if you're over 30 is going to become so passe that it impacts you professionally and personally. Doesn't being a little older give you a certain amount of gravitas, a certain air of authority? I know in my profession, the more you look like the students, the less respect they give you. But if we're going to reach a point in our society where being 35 is okay as long as you LOOK 22, I worry about what that means for our priorities.
3. I'm worried that all this rain in April and May means that we won't get any in July and August. That's pretty self-explanatory, I guess, as long as you know that I live in the South.
4. I'm worried about a statement I heard on the news about how actors make good politicians because they're comfortable in front of an audience. I mean, I suppose that's true to a point, but shouldn't the majority of our public servants come from backgrounds in which they have experience serving? I'm not saying that Val Kilmer won't make a good governor for New Mexico or that Gary Sinise is a bad idea for a "new face" for the Republican party, but, seriously . . .
5. And I'm worried about whether I should be worried about the baggage retrieval system they've go at Heathrow. (bonus points to the first person to comment and tell me where that's from).





